Daily Routine Survivor Prints

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

A usual day.

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Don't get caught."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"He misses his commute ."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Mountaineers milk.

My Day - elevator magazine

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"