Daily Routine Analyst Prints

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

My Day - elevator magazine

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

A day in the life of a cow.

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."