Daily Routine Rebel Mugs

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Daily Routine

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

RETIREMENT VOWS

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

'Someone complained to management about our long coffee breaks.'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

My Day - elevator magazine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Recycling has become the high point of my week."

"Oh well... same sh*t , different day..."