Daily Routine Explorer Mugs

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

A day in the life of a cow.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Red in tooth and claw.

Kids' energy levels

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

A cow's bedside table.

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Morning Routine

My Day - elevator magazine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Commuting

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"I've been to the office..."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.