Daily Routines Explorer Mugs

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

A cow's bedside table.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Morning Routine

My Day - elevator magazine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Commuting

A day in the life of a cow.

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"I've been to the office..."

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Washing Face

Do you realize it's been 23 hours since last I yelled in your face, Rudy? You haven't said anything vacuous. You have not overcharged me or done anything particularly oafish today. I haven't been inclined to remind you you're an embarrassment to humanity for almost an entire day. HOW DARE YOU ALMOST RUIN MY STREAK! I was THIS close.

"And don't try to be a hero."

"Nice try with the sound effects, dad, but you're still no mom!"

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.