Daily Routine Lover Mugs

Washing Face

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Please don't go!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Kids' energy levels

Clock in, Clock out.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Bad Hair Day

"He misses his commute ."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

My Day - elevator magazine

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Plain ol' me.