Daily Routine Lover Mugs

Washing Face

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Kids' energy levels

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Please don't go!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Bad Hair Day

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"He misses his commute ."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

My Day - elevator magazine

Mountaineers milk.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"