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'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

Red in tooth and claw.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

A cow's bedside table.

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

My Day - elevator magazine

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Morning Routine

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

A day in the life of a cow.

"I've been to the office..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"And don't try to be a hero."

Washing Face

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."