Daily Routines T-Shirts

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Ralph, it's the Paper Boy."

"Please don't go!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Toothbrush Romance

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

My Day - elevator magazine

Washing Face

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'