Daily Routines T-Shirts

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Ralph, it's the Paper Boy."

"Please don't go!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Toothbrush Romance

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

My Day - elevator magazine

Washing Face

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"