Daily Routine Update T-Shirts

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Soup of the month.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

My Day - elevator magazine

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.