Daily Routine Update T-Shirts

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Soup of the month.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

My Day - elevator magazine

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I've been to the office..."

A day in the life of a cow.

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.