Weekly Routines T-Shirts

Soup of the month.

Toothbrush Romance

I hate monday mornings.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Kids' energy levels

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

My Day - elevator magazine

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"We're still pre-rich."

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

Commuting

A day in the life of a cow.

"I've been to the office..."

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.

Washing Face

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Every day is groundhog day.

Commuters in train compartment reading newspapers.

Day 27 of self-isolation and the initial burst of enthusiasm to 'get things done' had swindled to nothing.

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."