Work Routine T-Shirts

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Please don't go!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Kids' energy levels

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Clock in, Clock out.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Synchronized sitting"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

My Day - elevator magazine

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

We never go out anymore.