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Every day is groundhog day.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

"I've been to the office..."

Kids' energy levels

I guess it's gonna be one of those days.

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

Bruce and Shirley go about their daily routine, totally unaware of the vicious circle that lurks in the darkness.

Soup of the month.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Please don't go!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"Awake and doing great"

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Bad Hair Day

Girls in bed