Work Routine Pillows

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Please don't go!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Kids' energy levels

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

My Day - elevator magazine

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Thought for Wednesday