Personal Routines Pillows

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

Time for bed

Kids' energy levels

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

My Day - elevator magazine

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

Thought for Wednesday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Commuting

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

"I've been to the office..."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

A day in the life of a cow.

'I suppose your bath's ready...'

To Do List: Rise, Shine, Set.

'There goes the phone!'

Washing Face