Daily Routine Aficionado Pillows

Proof of life on earth

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Please don't go!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Kids' energy levels

Clock in, Clock out.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

Bad Hair Day

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

My Day - elevator magazine

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Family Curling Habits

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."