Morning Routine Enthusiast Pillows

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

I've never seen the bus so crowded.

'There goes the phone!'

Morning-breath intervention

'That's your mother. I can tell by the tone of the ring.'

Snake squeezing a lion's toothpaste.

"Heads up, son. I wouldn't bug Mom until she's had her morning coffee and microdose of psychedelics."

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"Oh, yeah..."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"From now on, don't bring any newspapers with my breakfast!"

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."