Morning Routine Admirers Pillows

Coffee Ladies

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Bad Hair Day

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'You've got mail.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Dowsing for Coffee

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

Looking for Inspiration

'There goes the phone!'