Morning Routine Admirers Gifts

Coffee Ladies

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Bad Hair Day

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'You've got mail.'

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Dowsing for Coffee

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

'There goes the phone!'

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'