Morning Routine Lover Gifts

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You've got mail.'

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Looking for Inspiration

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'