Morning Routine Critic Pillows

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Bad Hair Day

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

'You've got mail.'

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

A recent scientific study has concluded that toast and marmalade may be hazardous to your health.

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'