Morning Routine Critic Pillows

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Bad Hair Day

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"Wake up late this morning?"

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

'You've got mail.'

"I can't sleep in anymore."

'No need to drive me to school, I can walk.'

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.

"Looks like the dog needs to do his business."