Morning Routine Challenger Pillows

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

In the Days Before Coffee

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Bad Hair Day

Wall Street-Os...contains Marshmallow Shaped Bears & Bulls

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Standoff

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

Morning Routine

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

'It's going to be a long school year...'

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

'You've got mail.'