Morning Challenger Pillows

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

In the Days Before Coffee

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

AI

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Alarm

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Monday 5:30 am

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

George was not a morning person.

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Instant human... just add coffee