Morning Conquerors Pillows

Monday Hurdle

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Back to work...

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I hate monday mornings.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Awake and doing great"

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

Alarm

In the Days Before Coffee

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Good Morning!'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

"One of you will have to remain behind."

In Tray and Out Tray