Morning Struggle Pillows

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Back to work...

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

In the Days Before Coffee

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Eye Opener

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

George was not a morning person.

"One of you will have to remain behind."

Monday 5:30 am

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'