Morning Struggle Survivor Pillows

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

Back to work...

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

Eye Opener

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Monday 5:30 am

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

George was not a morning person.

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Instant human... just add coffee

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?'

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."