'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'
Morning Struggle Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for a morning struggle survivor? Dive into our collection of witty and heartfelt products that capture the battle to face each day. Perfect for anyone who knows that mornings are not always easy, but a good laugh can help. From mugs to t-shirts, our items are designed to bring humor and comfort to those who conquer the dawn with a smile or a sigh.
Back to work...
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'
"How about a little more coffee?"
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
I am coffee and I need more coffee
'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?
'Gravity wins - again.'
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'Was the class too early for you?'
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."
'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'
Alarm
Eye Opener
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
Monday Checklist.
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
Monday 5:30 am
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
George was not a morning person.
'Was the interview too early for you?'
"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
Instant human... just add coffee
To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.
'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?'
"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."
Morning Struggle Survivor Gifts Collection
Morning Struggle Survivor Mugs
Discover our range of mugs that celebrate the morning struggle survivor—funny, relatable, and perfect for starting the day with a laugh.
Morning Struggle Survivor Pillows
Find cozy pillows that offer comfort after a rough morning—lighthearted and perfect for relaxing after surviving the dawn.
Morning Struggle Survivor Prints
Decorate your space with prints that humorously portray the morning battles, perfect for the morning struggler in your life.
Morning Struggle Survivor T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts for morning warriors who need a humorous reminder that they’re surviving one cup of coffee at a time.