Morning Person Strugglers Gifts

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"How about a little more coffee?"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

'I like waking to music!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.