Morning Person Strugglers Gifts

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"How about a little more coffee?"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Room service.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

'I like waking to music!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.