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Early Morning Struggler Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your early morning struggler? These products are crafted to bring a smile to anyone fighting the dawn. Whether it's a mug to kickstart their day or a witty print to motivate, find humor and warmth tailored to their morning battles. Add a touch of fun to their daily routine and remind them they’re not alone in those bleary-eyed mornings.
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Back to work...
"How about a little more coffee?"
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
I am coffee and I need more coffee
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
'Gravity wins - again.'
'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
Alarm
It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.
'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'
'Was the class too early for you?'
Monday Checklist.
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'
Monday 5:30 am
"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'
George was not a morning person.
"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."
'Was the interview too early for you?'
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
Instant human... just add coffee
Whack Your Alarm Clock
To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.
Early Morning Struggler Gifts Collection
Early Morning Struggler Mugs
Discover mugs filled with humor designed for the early morning struggler. Perfect for a coffee break or a morning pick-me-up.
Early Morning Struggler Pillows
Explore pillows that add humor and comfort, making every waking moment a little brighter.
Early Morning Struggler Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the essence of the morning struggle, adding a humorous touch to any room.
Early Morning Struggler T-Shirts
Find fun and witty t-shirts that speak to those who battle mornings daily. A humorous touch to their wardrobe.