Early Morning Struggler Pillows

Eye Opener

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

'Was the class too early for you?'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Alarm

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

George was not a morning person.

Monday 5:30 am

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Instant human... just add coffee

Whack Your Alarm Clock

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.