Early Morning Struggler Mugs

Eye Opener

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Back to work...

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Alarm

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

"...And I promise to make you a later appointment, next time."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

George was not a morning person.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

Instant human... just add coffee

Whack Your Alarm Clock

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.