Early Morning Grumbler Mugs

'I hate Mondays!'

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The Cat's Alarm Clock

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

Eye Opener

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

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I don't like mondays

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Another meeting?"

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Contact Sport Lens.

Early Bird.

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