Early Morning Grumbler Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

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The Cat's Alarm Clock

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

Eye Opener

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

I don't like mondays

"Another meeting?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

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The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Contact Sport Lens.

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Early Bird.