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The Cat's Alarm Clock

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"Another meeting?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

'I hate Mondays!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Contact Sport Lens.

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

Inside-of-Body-Experience

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Now I've done it. I burned the toast AND the flag."