Work Grumbler Gifts

Boring and unnecessary meetings

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

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"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I know it's the thought that counts, it's just I didn't realise a human was capable of thinking so low!'

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"

'I hate grocery shopping.'