Professional Grumbler Gifts

'Nobody told me that I had to buy something before I could complain about it. That's what I want to complain about.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Another meeting?"

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"