Grade Grumbler Gifts

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

"Crushing my head with your fingers isn't going to make that F go away, Todd."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Another meeting?"

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I have to go to Summer School."

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Sure, I failed Math, but I passed History, English and Science. Two out of three ain't bad."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.