Grammar Grumbler Gifts

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

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'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

"...And perhaps Sir would care to look at the whine list..."

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'