Tech Grumbler Gifts

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"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

Permanently Offended By Something

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"