Rhythmical Grumbler Gifts

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

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"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'