Technology Grumbler Gifts

"And over here we get them to sign into their accounts over and over using a TV remote."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Permanently Offended By Something

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Boredband Internet

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"