Eternal Grumbler Gifts

"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"Another meeting?"

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

I don't like mondays

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout