Grade Grumbler T-Shirts

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

"Crushing my head with your fingers isn't going to make that F go away, Todd."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

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"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"Another meeting?"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

"Sure, I failed Math, but I passed History, English and Science. Two out of three ain't bad."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment. I have to go to Summer School."

'I hate Mondays!'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'