Grade Grumblers Gifts

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

"Sure, I failed Math, but I passed History, English and Science. Two out of three ain't bad."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'