Grade Grumblers Pillows

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

"Sure, I failed Math, but I passed History, English and Science. Two out of three ain't bad."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

'You're not achieving the bench marks.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"