Morning Grumblers Pillows

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Back to work...

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"Dang it."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Alarm clock.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"That's a great idea, Ben. I can hardly wait to take all the credit."

'Was the class too early for you?'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'