Monday Morning Grumbler Pillows

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

I don't like mondays

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

"It was Monday morning, he kept hitting the snooze button, and before he knew it, it had been twenty years."

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

'I hate Mondays!'