Commuter Grumbler Pillows

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

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The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'I hate Mondays!'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"