Air Travel Grumbler Pillows

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

'Mum! Mum!... My egg's gone all runny!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"The sooner they take you off vice patrols the better."

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

"Whoever invented the obituary page is a real jerk."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Teaching's a joy until the first bell. Then the whole day's ruined."

'Irritable bowl syndrome'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"