Line Grumbler Pillows

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

'I hate Mondays!'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

Permanently Offended By Something

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'