Gadget Grumbler Pillows

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Final Chapter.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

I can't think of anything more embarrassing than wearing one of these stupid gowns.

Le Bolshie Chef.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'