Gadget Grumbler Pillows

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Irritable trowel syndrome.

The Final Chapter.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Le Bolshie Chef.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'We've figured out your problem. You're allergic to grapes.'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Easy TV Repair

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'